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  1. sagalicious:

    askcappyandratchet:

    bookporn:

    Believe it or not

    "For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.

    Talking animals are an insult to God? Well…Bann the Bible.

    (via realitybitesyouknowit)

  2. My life.

    (via ninjakittynya)

  3. premiium:

    biggapinglesbian:

    takeme-towonderland:

    pr1nc3ssp34ch:

    itstimeforaholiday:

    This is literally me and my friends

    I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

    MIDDLE SCHOOL SUMMED UP IN A POST

    (via ninjakittynya)

  4. sexuallyfrustratedshark:

    sakuracila:

    happyun-birthday:

    jasmine-blu:

    Is this real

    SHIT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW MY  SCHOOL UNIFORM ON IT’S ABOUT TO GET KAWAII UP IN THIS BITCH

    YO SEMPAI, LETS ROLL I’M LATE FOR BAD BITCH SCHOOL

    MAYBE SENPAI WILL NOTICE ME IF I AM 15 MINUTES LATE WITH THIS BAD BOY

    (via ninjakittynya)

  5. akashikuroko:

    fionabeingstupid:

    oh you like that character?

    image

    you love them?

    image

    you’re obsessed?

    image

    really?

    image

    truly?

    image

    I don’t believe you

    image

    The last one killed me, omfg.

    (via tsugomori)

  6. thatfunnyblog:

    THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

  7. What if
    all women were bigger and stronger than you
    and thought they were smarter

    What if
    women were the ones who started wars

    What if
    too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
    and no K-Y Jelly

    What if
    the state trooper
    who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
    was a woman
    and carried a gun

    What if
    the ability to menstruate
    was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

    What if
    your attractiveness to women depended
    on the size of your penis

    What if
    every time women saw you
    they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

    What if
    women were always making jokes
    about how ugly penises are
    and how bad sperm tastes

    What if
    you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
    to big sweaty women with greasy hands
    who stared at your crotch
    in a garage where you are surrounded
    by posters of naked men with hard-ons

    What if
    men’s magazines featured cover photos
    of 14-year-old boys
    with socks
    tucked into the front of their jeans
    and articles like:
    “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
    or
    “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
    or
    “The truth about impotence”

    What if
    the doctor who examined your prostate
    was a woman
    and called you “Honey”

    What if
    you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
    as she insisted that sleeping with her
    was part of the job

    What if
    you couldn’t get away because
    the company dress code required
    you wear shoes
    designed to keep you from running

    And what if
    after all that
    women still wanted you
    to love them.

  8. edwardspoonhands:

    assbutts-and-sherlocked-idjits:

    andrewquo:

    portablewhiskers:

    no-drama-obama:

    This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

    Every male should be required to read this.

    IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

    the most perfect post. 

    This is marvelous and I very much want this to be a YouTube video so that it can be more easily digestible.

    But I will point out that you’re not going to get toxic shock syndrome because you leave your tampon in for an extra 3 minutes. Toxic shock is a rare disease and the chances of getting it can be increased by the prolonged use of tampons. Incidence is about 0.003% per year of tampon-using women. (That’s roughly the murder rate in the US…though, to be clear, for all people, whether or not they use tampons)

    In other words…you do not have a time bomb ticking in your crotch. Toxic shock is rare, but be aware of the symptoms just in case.

    (via everything-happens-for-areason)

  9. Let It Go » Frozen OST

    (via minechins)

  10. You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.
  11. It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
  12. (via k-issinq)